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(no subject) [Oct. 28th, 2009|05:00 pm]
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Monkey D. Luffy ([info]alwaysuserubber): 11,879 comments (43.16%), played since 2009-02-13 (257 days at 46 comments/day)
Sokka Sharkpuncher ([info]o_sarchasm): 15,647 comments (56.84%), played since 2007-02-27 (974 days at 16 comments/day)

Total comment count: 27,526 since 2007-02-27 (974 days at 28 comments/day)

one month ago to this day luffy hit 10,000 comments

i don't even

WHAT
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"I DEMAND YOU TO FUCK" [Aug. 18th, 2009|01:47 am]
APPARENTLY IT IS POETRY OPEN MIC NIGHT IN THE AVACHAN

My haiku are decidedly out of their league. )
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Crit post! [Aug. 16th, 2009|12:35 pm]
There's probably one floating around in this journal already but heyo! Crit post for Sokka! Questions, comments, concerns, hilarious photoshops, LET ME HAVE IT.

Comments are screened and IP logging should be off.
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[CFUW 99: Locked to Sasuke and Itachi] [Jun. 25th, 2009|04:08 pm]
Here. You guys should be able to see that now.

Zuko says you don't trust him, so he's not on this filter.
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[CFUW 99: Locked to Rui] [Jun. 22nd, 2009|12:55 am]
I'm guessing you got the team name and I got our role. Right?
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[BACKDATED TO NAKED DAY BECAUSE I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND] [May. 17th, 2009|08:55 pm]
[Some people who have been in camp for more than two years, upon finding that their clothes have mysteriously disappeared overnight, shrug it off and continue about their day. Some people at least work up the nerve to make their way to the Mess Hall for some naked breakfast, or to the bathrooms to pee.

Sokka, son of Chief Hakoda of the Southern Water Tribe, is not one of these people.

Perhaps because he has yet to actually wake up, despite the fact that it's almost two in the afternoon.]
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(no subject) [May. 17th, 2009|01:58 pm]
Our meat waves freely
In summer's first soft breezes
Love dem bootyshorts.


IT IS TIME FOR THE GREATEST MEME OF ALL

Comment here for a haiku!
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(no subject) [May. 11th, 2009|09:56 pm]


ith you are my forever everything
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damn you shmamalamagan [May. 4th, 2009|08:36 pm]
JET ALREADY POSTED THIS BUT WHATEVER

AVATAR IS ABOUT MAGICAL ASIANS IN MAGICAL ASIALAND

i just want dev patel to play sokka you guys

i want it so bad it hurts
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halp halp [May. 3rd, 2009|02:48 pm]
As some of you may or may not know, I'm going on a year-long exchange to Japan through the Rotary program! I'm leaving sometime this summer (HOPEFULLY NOT BEFORE OTAKON), and I dunno nothin' 'bout nothin'.

SO. If you've ever visited Japan, lived there, or man oh man even gone there through an exchange program, TALK TO ME. I wanna know stuff, like:

• How much do things (read: food and clothes) cost?
• What chores are kids usually expected to do?
• HOW DOES THAT BATHING THING WORK
• How to refuse something/say you're full/say you're hungry without causing scandal and havoc
• How to chill with Japanese businessmen!?
• How to politely say "IT'S COOL THAT YOU WANT TO SPEAK ENGLISH AT ME but I am here to learn Japanese so talk to me in Japanese like a baby and we will be coolio"

And... pretty much anything else you wanna tell me that would be relevant for a loud tiny blonde American teenager who is probably going to ruin everything by NOT BOWING THE RIGHT WAY and straight out saying "no" and making eyecontact with everyone and their mother. :|a i have been told these things are bad

I'm going to the Aomori prefecture so if you've ever been up there that's double extra triple awesome.

You can TELL ME THINGS here, or pop me an email (kung.fu.radio @ gmail.com) or grab me on IRC or whatever. I'm just tryna figure out what I'm getting myself into. o/
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greetings, greetings [Mar. 30th, 2009|03:40 pm]
BECAUSE MY ATTENTION SPAN IS, QUITE POSSIBLY, SHORTER THAN LUFFY'S (oh god) I've been having trouble getting anyone but my spampirate out. THIS IS TERRIBLE!!1 So help me out!

Poll #1375073
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9

WHO WOULD YOU ENJOY THREADING WITH

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Long John Silver, skeevy pirate-cook extraordinaire 9)
6 (66.7%)

Monkey D. Luffy, SHOUNEN RETARD SUPREME
6 (66.7%)

Flapjack, the littlest sailor ♥
3 (33.3%)

Sokka, A JERK
7 (77.8%)

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN

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Threadjump me!
9 (100.0%)

I will threadjump you!
7 (77.8%)

Tag into my post sometime!
7 (77.8%)

I will tag into your post sometime because JUMPING IS SCARY :'(
6 (66.7%)

SOME OTHER FIFTH OPTION
1 (11.1%)


Wanting to do things with just Luffy is MORE THAN A-OKAY. If you have any ideas for wacky antics or whatever, lemme know!

I AM TRYING TO REJUVENATE

or something

love me C|:'(
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i tried really hard this time [Feb. 28th, 2009|03:17 pm]
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The "g-goddamnit my characters look better in my clothes than I do" meme! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS

hurnahurnahurna )

WHAT A RUNWAY SHOW, FOLKS
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(no subject) [Feb. 23rd, 2009|12:03 pm]
QUICK 'N' DIRTY APPEARANCE MEME for all three of my guys!

LUFFY )

SILVER )

SOKKA )

In summary: One is lanky and excitable. One is lanky and grumpy. One is ginormous and fat.
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Truths. [Feb. 23rd, 2009|01:42 am]
[01:41am] Sokka: zuko when are we going to wang fire au 8D
[01:41am] Jet: ~!WANG FIRE!~
[01:41am] Zuko: I DON'T KNWO
[01:41am] Zuko: WHEN DO YOU WANT TO
[01:41am] Sokka: SOMETIME
[01:41am] Zuko: ... OKAY
[01:41am] Jet: WANG FIRE DOESN'T KNOW A WHOLE LOT 'BOUT RUNNING A COUNTRY
[01:41am] Jet: BUT HE DOES KNOW A LOT ABOUT GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED
[01:41am] Sokka: BUT HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO JACK A DICK
[01:41am] Sokka: hhahdhahhh
[01:41am] Jet: hahahahahahaa
[01:41am] Zuko: ldkfjslahaskh
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(no subject) [Feb. 21st, 2009|09:27 pm]
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NOTHING YOU OR I DO IN LIFE WILL BE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THIS. [info]avatar_kinkmeme baby you know you my forever girl

Sokka/Haiku girls orgy. IN MOTHERFUCKING HAIKU )

my pants just flew off
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[IC: t-tiny kataraaaa] [Feb. 8th, 2009|12:18 pm]
[IN SOKKA'S MIGHTY MUDFORT, located approximately two feet from the door of the Avacabin:]

I miss snow.
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ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY COME ON DOWN [Feb. 4th, 2009|06:32 pm]
I WOULD FINISH THOSE DRAWINGS but my eyeballs aren't working right. VALID EXCUSE.

SO NOW THAT I AM ALL FULL OF BENEDRYL AND PORK AND COUGH SYRUP and covered in anti-itch cream, it is time for my annual ESSAY MEME.

Where you ask me questions and I try to BS MY WAY THROUGH THEM IT'S GREAT

Ask why Sokka is a huge jackass! Why he is sometimes NOT a huge jackass! Something something something about Anna! WHETHER I THINK MUSHU IS REALLY "TRAVEL-SIZED" OR IF HE'S ALWAYS THAT SMALL AND FULL OF CRAP, how Silver likes his whores, whatever. You can also ask like. ANYTHING. About my app pattern, questions about dropped characters (like TELL ME WHY NED/SPONGEBOB/WILL IS YOUR SOULTWIN idk) and. Things. THINGS THINGS THINGS

ask and i will ramble
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I WILL BE IN MY TENT [Feb. 2nd, 2009|04:53 pm]
SO JESSE MCCARTNEY IS OUT, THANK OPRAH

And here's his replacement! dev patel dev patel dev patelllll

fuck you shmamalamagan HE IS A LIVING, BREATHING SOKKA

look at this

it's so beautiful

IN RELATED NEWS: i have a boner for rl suki
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(no subject) [Feb. 1st, 2009|08:50 pm]
THE "...S-SOKKA NO" MEME

COMMENT TO THIS POST WITH A REQUEST AND I WILL DRAW IT WITH THIS THING

AND THEN SHOW IT TO YOU

AND THEN YOU'LL BE LIKE "WOW SOKKA YOU ARE THE FRIDA KAHLO OF OUR TIME ONLY HOTTER AND WITH LESS DEER"

AND THEN I'LL BE LIKE. "YEAH BABY. I KNOW. };}D>"

so do it
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT [Jan. 25th, 2009|09:30 pm]
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I love pandas like I love bats.

...With my penis. )

NEXT WEEK: SHANG'S NIPPLES
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